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By Andypants87
#79704
Energybrothers wrote:
LeafWarrior254 wrote:I wish I had allowance.
I wish I had AN allowance. I have given you "an allowance"

I wish they had wi-fi in Heaven, landlines in Hell.
Man I love seeing people's grammar turned against them.
Your wish is granted. Simultaneously, however, you are struck by a rogue bolt of lightning. Due to the fact that you are missing your other shoe, you are well grounded. This causes the current from the lightning to pass through your body, and you violently explode due to the extreme current instantaneously vaporizing your blood.
To make matters worse, your spirit was vaporized also, thus condemning you to limbo, where there is neither wi-fi, nor landlines, and thus cannot connect to the internet for all eternity.

I wish I never had to sleep, and suffer no negative consequences from doing so.
By Prodigy9
#79706
Crocodiles and puppies eat your wife. I wish for crocodiles that lack teeth.
By mitchie151
#79712
The crocodiles lose their teath, but you get eaten by the hippo's.

The crocodiles teeth promptly grow back.

I wish that my wish could not be used against me and that i had wallet which always had money in it.
By Andypants87
#79716
mitchie151 wrote:The crocodiles lose their teath, but you get eaten by the hippo's.

The crocodiles teeth promptly grow back.

I wish that my wish could not be used against me and that i had wallet which always had money in it.
Granted. However the only currency it ever is allowed to contain are pennies, thus forcing you to pay for everything in 1c denominations for the rest of your life.
I still wish for my old wish.
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By LeafWarrior254
#79717
Andypants87 wrote:
mitchie151 wrote:The crocodiles lose their teath, but you get eaten by the hippo's.

The crocodiles teeth promptly grow back.

I wish that my wish could not be used against me and that i had wallet which always had money in it.
Granted. However the only currency it ever is allowed to contain are pennies, thus forcing you to pay for everything in 1c denominations for the rest of your life.
I still wish for my old wish.
You stop sleeping, and get hired as a watchman, for the rest of your life, on minimum pay.
By mitchie151
#79718
Andypants87 wrote:
mitchie151 wrote:The crocodiles lose their teath, but you get eaten by the hippo's.

The crocodiles teeth promptly grow back.

I wish that my wish could not be used against me and that i had wallet which always had money in it.
Granted. However the only currency it ever is allowed to contain are pennies, thus forcing you to pay for everything in 1c denominations for the rest of your life.
I still wish for my old wish.
Your old wish comes true, however, eventually you long for sleep and start attempting to force yourself to do so. One night, as you attempt to sleep, you die of a stroke.

I wish my new magic penny carrying wallet changed into a magic $100 note carrying wallet and nothing less or more.
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By LeafWarrior254
#79719
mitchie151 wrote:
Andypants87 wrote:
mitchie151 wrote:The crocodiles lose their teath, but you get eaten by the hippo's.

The crocodiles teeth promptly grow back.

I wish that my wish could not be used against me and that i had wallet which always had money in it.
Granted. However the only currency it ever is allowed to contain are pennies, thus forcing you to pay for everything in 1c denominations for the rest of your life.
I still wish for my old wish.
Your old wish comes true, however, eventually you long for sleep and start attempting to force yourself to do so. One night, as you attempt to sleep, you die of a stroke.

I wish my new magic penny carrying wallet changed into a magic $100 note carrying wallet and nothing less or more.
Granted.
I wish for a pile of cookies to appear right infront of my house.
By Prodigy9
#79720
mitchie151 wrote:I wish my new magic penny carrying wallet changed into a magic $100 note carrying wallet and nothing less or more.
After becoming impatient with how long it takes for wishes to be granted, you decide to grant your own wish and are promptly arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish to rule the galaxy as father and son.
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