- Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:07 pm
#79704
Your wish is granted. Simultaneously, however, you are struck by a rogue bolt of lightning. Due to the fact that you are missing your other shoe, you are well grounded. This causes the current from the lightning to pass through your body, and you violently explode due to the extreme current instantaneously vaporizing your blood.
To make matters worse, your spirit was vaporized also, thus condemning you to limbo, where there is neither wi-fi, nor landlines, and thus cannot connect to the internet for all eternity.
I wish I never had to sleep, and suffer no negative consequences from doing so.
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I wish they had wi-fi in Heaven, landlines in Hell.
Your wish is granted. Simultaneously, however, you are struck by a rogue bolt of lightning. Due to the fact that you are missing your other shoe, you are well grounded. This causes the current from the lightning to pass through your body, and you violently explode due to the extreme current instantaneously vaporizing your blood.
To make matters worse, your spirit was vaporized also, thus condemning you to limbo, where there is neither wi-fi, nor landlines, and thus cannot connect to the internet for all eternity.
I wish I never had to sleep, and suffer no negative consequences from doing so.