Worst ban appeals ever thread

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168038

By dlgn - Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:16 pm

- Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:16 pm #168038

Jeff_K_2000 wrote:http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=14102

This nooblet didn't follow the ban appeal format. X-rayed. Also, I don't get why he's calling "diamond", "crystal".
Shaddowmaster402 wrote:i was banned for mining crystal around some sort of tomb.
What does he mean by "tomb"? o_o

Indiana Jones and the Banhammer of Destiny?

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168119

By dlgn - Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:14 pm

- Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:14 pm #168119

inconceivablepie wrote:My actions were not up to code when I had vulgarly spoke in such a discreet innapporiate language. Revealing my inner thoughts was not conclusive about speaking in bad language. If you ask me if I regret swearing i say well maybe if someone gave me some blueberry muffins things would be different

~dlgn

p.s. Possibly my last forum post for a month, if I can't manage to get to the site on my phone. See ya later.

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Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168178

By Bu1ld0g - Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:02 am

- Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:02 am #168178

Putting an early bid in on this one
http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=14148

I bet I know why this person has a full hotbar of flint n steel

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168183

By Meowrocket - Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:28 am

- Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:28 am #168183

9353951 wrote:I'm sorry if I insulated you

No, it's fine that you insulated him. He was getting so dang cold in the winter.

-Meow

"Bad times friend ahead. Maybe no computer. Maybe no home. I go away but we are two of soul. I will return."
-Anonymous

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168185

By Ratta237 - Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:30 am

- Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:30 am #168185

Meowrocket wrote:
9353951 wrote:I'm sorry if I insulated you
No, it's fine that you insulated him. He was getting so dang cold in the winter.

-Meow

Dang, I was just about to make this joke...
(Yeah, it's sooooo cold tonight in South Australia, brrrrrr!)

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Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168187

By Bu1ld0g - Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:36 am

- Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:36 am #168187

dang, you both beat me to the punchline.
I wonder if torn would get mad if i asked why he wants to insulate me

And yes it is Ratta, sitting here with ma beanie and hiking socks on

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168202

By Meowrocket - Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:08 am

- Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:08 am #168202

It's always winter in Antarctica...

Because I totally live there in a secret facility based around turning penguins into people and stealing their tuxedos.

And I just beat both of you to the punchline. xD
I win.

"Bad times friend ahead. Maybe no computer. Maybe no home. I go away but we are two of soul. I will return."
-Anonymous

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168526

By dlgn - Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:03 pm

- Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:03 pm #168526

http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=14180

Not only does he have a bizarre story, but, judging by his IGN, he seems to be my alt.

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#168528

By Eetrab - Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:26 pm

- Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:26 pm #168528

dlgn wrote:http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopi ... 20&t=14180

Not only does he have a bizarre story, but, judging by his IGN, he seems to be my alt.

I got banned for skewering

Obviously he got banned, read the rules:

kerovon wrote:The official server rules, as established are the following. These are what we will always rely on.

1. Do not disturb other people's stuff
2. No Griefing
3. No Stealing
4. No Exploits
5. No Glitching
11/2. EXTRA RULE! You must worship the all powerful deity of Eetrab at least once per day.
6. No Cheating
7. No Swearing
8. No Begging
9. No Client mods
10. No Flying
11. No Speed hacks
12. No Xray Hacks
13. Respect all mods and players
14. No Luring
15. NO SKEWERING EVER! No-one is ever allowed to skewer any type of block, mob or entity. Think of their pain...

Always right.

Expanded FAQ

Rokkrwolf312 wrote:You people can't seem to grasp the fact griefing is griefing. There's no "Oh well it was only a few blocks," you break the rules you get banned plain and simple.

Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#169323

By dlgn - Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:24 am

- Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:24 am #169323

Connorartman is trying to come back. As they say on Tumblr, iamsodone.

I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.

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Re: Worst ban appeals ever thread#169323

long long title how many chars? lets see 123 ok more? yes 60

Another post test yes yes yes or no, maybe ni? :-/

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Lasagna on me this time ok? I got plenty of cash