[Prodigy9]

I wish I would be unbanned from minecraft :p

Granted, you are allowed to play minecraft. But not Minerealm.

I wish for lactate dehydrogenase.

[Reapb13]

Granted, but while noticing you already have LDH (though your levels are high) you discover that you have kidney disease and will not last another three months.

I wish I could play on Minerealm.

[Prodigy9]

I wish I could play on Minerealm.

Granted: you discover that you can create a new minecraft account and join the minerealm server again! But then you're banned for using alt accounts to evade a ban.

I wish to be Emperor of the Internet.

[LeafWarrior254]

I wish I could play on Minerealm.

Granted: you discover that you can create a new minecraft account and join the minerealm server again! But then you're banned for using alt accounts to evade a ban.

I wish to be Emperor of the Internet.

You become emperor, but everyone else overthrows you.
I wish for a cake!

[Energybrothers]

I wish for a cake!

You wished for a cake, but it was a lie.

I wish for my other shoe.

[LeafWarrior254]

I wish for a cake!

You wished for a cake, but it was a lie.

I wish for my other shoe.

You get it, then lose it.

I wish for a Diamond Pick with Silk Touch.

[lizardsrock4]

I wish for a cake!

You wished for a cake, but it was a lie.

I wish for my other shoe.

You find it then a dog chews it up.
I wish to get 10k usd

[LeafWarrior254]

I wish for a cake!

You wished for a cake, but it was a lie.

I wish for my other shoe.

You find it then a dog chews it up.
I wish to get 10k usd

Don't have a dog/wolf/ocelot....
You get 10k USD, but you put it in the bank called RTSUC (Robbers That steal Ur Cash) and you can guess what happened.
I wish I had allowance.

[Energybrothers]

I wish I had allowance.

I wish I had AN allowance. I have given you "an allowance"

I wish they had wi-fi in Heaven, landlines in Hell.

[The-Jack-DeCk]

I wish I had allowance.

I wish I had AN allowance. I have given you "an allowance"

I wish they had wi-fi in Heaven, landlines in Hell.

Your wish is granted, but a third after-world is created with no means of communication or technology, and you will go to it.

I wish for 20,743 puppies to be killed on the second day of March and a necklace to be dropped off at my future wife's house, but that to not actually happen and it to only happen on a video that instructs people about the danger of crocodiles.