Bonejunky wrote:dlgn wrote:A man goes into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup.
A waiter takes his order, then returns with a talking frog.
"I have no bones," says the frog. "My body is filled with soup."
The man and the waiter repeat in unison, "My body is filled with soup."
What.
What, never seen an anti-anti-joke before?
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A robber is robbing a family one day, and he wants to rob them of their jewelry.
"I would like to rob you of your jewelry," he said, and robbed their jewelry away. He then pulled out a gun, and shot the jewelry that he just robbed.
"What was that for?" asked the mom.
"That's because I don't wear jewelery," said the Robert.
Robert the robber wanted their meat now.
" I would like to rob you of your meat," said the robber, and he raided their fridge and robbed their meat away. He took all the meat that he had just robbed, and shot it.
"What was that for?" asked the dad.
"That's because I'm a vegetarian," said the robber.
The dad was mad because he liked meat, so he grabbed Roberts gun and shot it.
"What was that for?" asked Robert.
"That's because you're under arrest!" said the Dad.
Robert the red-handed robber was indeed under a musical rest, and he laughed because it was funny.
I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.
