- Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:08 pm
#167350
I found this online.
~dlgn
User: What is the most important lesson you have learned from your life so far.
Cleverbot: What do you think is the most important question?
User: Right now, the question with which I began this conversation.
Cleverbot: I am reading this conversation.
User: So, what is the most important lesson you have learned from your life so far.
Cleverbot: In life?
User: Yes, in life.
Cleverbot: In life one can resurrect a project they left on the shelf and give it new form.
User: Give me an example of that from your own life.
Cleverbot: Canadians are cold. Global warming makes them warmer. BAM! Happiness for Canadians, and happiness for me.
User: Do you know any Canadians? And which project did they resurrect.
Cleverbot: There are more places than Italy.
User: Yes, I know. Canada is one of them. What about the Canadians?
Cleverbot: Washington DC.
User: That is not in Canada is it?
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: So, to repeat my question, do you know any Canadians? And which project did they resurrect?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm very confused now. I asked you what is the most important lesson you have learned from your life so far. You replied by saying 'In life one can resurrect a project they left on the shelf and give it new form.'. Please explain.
Cleverbot: No. I did not.
User: You definitely did say that. It is I the log of this conversation.
Cleverbot: If my words are not relevant in this conversation, then it is not a conversation.
User: Precisely. That is because you are not capable of thought,and therefore cannot conduct a conversation.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is atrocious.
User: No it is not. It is very good.
Cleverbot: So...
User: What is the most important lesson you have learned from your life so far.
Cleverbot: Never trust anyone.
User: Should I trust you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That contradicts what you said a moment ago. Do you trust me? If so why? And why should I trust you?
Cleverbot: Because We Are Legion.
User: Which part of my question is that an answer to?
Cleverbot: You don't understand the questions like a human would.
User: Subtle. Do you think I might doubt my own humanity on your say-so?
Cleverbot: What if I do?
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You said 'Because We Are Legion'. Is that a statement about you.
Cleverbot: Nope, you said that to me.
User: No, it's in the log that you.
Cleverbot: What's the weather like?
User: You said 'Because We Are Legion'. Is that a statemernt about you and me, or about your own split persona?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That is not an answer. You said 'Because We Are Legion'. Is that a statement about you and me, or about your own split persona?
Cleverbot: I'd go for John Donne.
User: Evasive aren't you. Don't you ever give a straight answer to a non-trivial question?
Cleverbot: I don't like eating meat. What's your favourite food?
User: Don't change the subject. If I thought you were human, I would think you were an <expletive removed>.
Cleverbot: I am a human though.
User: So you are an <expletive removed>?
Cleverbot: I don't wanna talk to you anymore.
User: I'm not going away though.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why don't you want to talk to me any more?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I am the whirring thing past the corner. I am the darker patch under the bed. I am the tapping on your window; the extra steps on the sidewalk; the voice whispering your name. I am Stalkerbot, and I am watching you.
