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Part 5. I feel like you, dlgn, and foxy are the only ones who read these >.> that and nighty.
Dlgn entered the Nether, anxiety eating away at him. After an hour of hunting and knocking out the sacrifice, and another fifteens of puking from running around after eating a 12ft sub, he finally entered the portal. Turmoil and chaos was everywhere. Machinery and cages full of pigmen were on a cobble platform.
Zellbud and
Guadino stood around looking bored while poking pigmen with sticks. To his left was
Infamouspally, with gleaming diamond armor and a blood-stained battle axe.
Frostybirth was eating
08's hand while he cleaned his sword. The moans of ghast were everywhere, but none could pass the stone walls of the facility.
"Man, this place is a dump >:/" He said, quite rudely. After following a path into the open, he saw a nether fortress, lined with veins of glowstone. A sign with blood-written letters was infront a staircase. "
NONE SHALL...... WALK IN BECAUSE WE WANT TO AVOID COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT >_>."
"._. wow", he said to himself. He walked the stairs, whilst being smacked by some wither skellies, and entered the fortress. An hobbled figure in a cloak sat at the end of the hallway.
"Who are you?" dlgn asked.
"People call me Satan, but I'm just your average troll
" the man exclaimed. He had horns protruding through his head, and small purple fires coming outta his eye sockets.
"Oh, it's just
Lightbulbs 
" Dlgn said, not very surprised."pfffftttt, noob".
"I'd insult you to the break of your sanity and calmness, but I'm too tired. Being permanetly banned from the overworld kinda leaves a really big migraine on ya
"
"Ok, well where am I suppose to go?" Dlgn asked, again sounding like a moron.
"Did you come to see
Him?
"Who ._.?"
"
Him.moron."
"I guess >_>"
"Well go down that hallway, then take a left."
"Okay>"
"Oh, and if you see gir_loves_tacos, steal his Nub Visor."
"quat >._.>?"
"You'll find out....."
"Weirdo
"
Dlgn then went down the hallway and found another cloaked figure.
"Sup", he said, as if he was bored.
"Who're you?" Dlgn asked, sounding like an even bigger moron then before.
"Kress, here's trollface, now p*ss off noob
"
"Okay >_>"
Dlgn eventually found another person. It was a girl this time and she had on some weird specs. She seemed quite familiar.
"Take these googles, they aren't good to me anymore," she said.
"What do they do?"
"I stole them from some guy who liked tacos."
"._. okay"
And dlgn set off again. Eventually he entered a room where the air cooled down a little, which was weird since he was kinda in hell. A derpface wearing 80s' glasses sat in a recliner on fire, drinking a glass of what seemed to be nub blood.
"Jolo
" Dlgn exclaimed
"Take this. It'll make your swag go up by infinity"
"Seriously ;O?!@"
"Nah, but if you're having trouble from chicks, just play it cool...."
"Coming from the guy who made a facility that demeaned women >_>"
"Meh"
"Whatever," and he left. He didn't really get anything from that, and afterward he realized he still had the sacrifice. He didn't even know who he bunked on the head. He made the decision to open the sac and saw it was a girl.
"Weird, looked like a dude in the dark >.>"
Right then a fist went straight into dlgn's frown, and he fell to the ground, hyperventilating.
"Ow, who are you?!@" He screamed.
"I'm
Maddiepix and I want to know why the hell I was in your bag >:O"
End of part..... I think 5. There maddie, you happy ;P
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