[SilsuCrow]

Granted, but then they have no free time 'cause of the lack of skipping videos.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

[dlgn]

Granted, but then they have no free time 'cause of the lack of skipping videos.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

You go to tumbolia.

I wish I had 1000 Black Lotus magic: the gathering cards that would not harm me in any way.

[cjmac125]

Granted, but then they have no free time 'cause of the lack of skipping videos.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

You go to tumbolia.

I wish I had 1000 Black Lotus magic: the gathering cards that would not harm me in any way.

The Next day, an Insane Magic: The Gathering player decides to go against you, and you both bet your lives. You lost.

I wish that I had a Shotgun right now

[dlgn]

Granted, but then they have no free time 'cause of the lack of skipping videos.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

You go to tumbolia.

I wish I had 1000 Black Lotus magic: the gathering cards that would not harm me in any way.

The Next day, a Bicycle race takes place in front of your house and you are ran over by 30 different bikes.

I wish that I had a Shotgun right now

The bicycle race doesn't really make sense.

You do have a shotgun. It's embedded in your brain.

I wish people would grant wishes sensibly, if not necessarily kindly. Previous post is NOT sensible.

Note that the OP doesn't say you HAVE to grant the wishes evilly, it merely suggests it.

[Aelcalan]

People grant wishes sensibly, and the game becomes exceedingly dull.

I wish THIS wasn't stuck in my head.

[Roobean]

People grant wishes sensibly, and the game becomes exceedingly dull.

I wish THIS wasn't stuck in my head.

GRANTED:

I wish THIS wasn't stuck in my head.

[hippoface]

People grant wishes sensibly, and the game becomes exceedingly dull.

I wish THIS wasn't stuck in my head.

It's out of your head, replaced by Justin Bieber albums.

I wish that I had a million dollars to spread to charities.

[dlgn]

People grant wishes sensibly, and the game becomes exceedingly dull.

I wish THIS wasn't stuck in my head.

When i say sensibly, i just mean in a way that is related to the original wish--bicycles have nothing directly to do with MTG.

Granted. Rebecca Black's Friday gets stuck in your head instead.

I wish this thread would get stickied.

[dlgn]

People grant wishes sensibly, and the game becomes exceedingly dull.

I wish THIS wasn't stuck in my head.

It's out of your head, replaced by Justin Bieber albums.

I wish that I had a million dollars to spread to charities.

You get the million dollars, but it accidentally gets sent to the Cannabin0l For Admin committee, and MineRealm gets destroyed, ending the thread...

I wish everyone could have a healthy vegetarian diet.

[Aelcalan]

Anything vaguely edible that's not vegetarian either goes extinct or becomes somehow non-edible. Everyone has a vegetarian diet.

I wish I was more diligent.