[XxEl_WolfxX]

I wish for more credits. And old friends who don't play anymore to come back, its depressing when they leave.

[hippoface]

I wish for more credits. And old friends who don't play anymore to come back, its depressing when they leave.

You get more credits, but the server crashes and you lost only your data. Old friends come back, but they have amnesia.

I wish that i was actually good at violin, and got 1st chair.

[cjmac125]

I wish for more credits. And old friends who don't play anymore to come back, its depressing when they leave.

You get more credits, but the server crashes and you lost only your data. Old friends come back, but they have amnesia.

I wish that i was actually good at violin, and got 1st chair.

You become good at Violin and get 1st chair, but at a concert, a spotlight falls and crushes you.

I wish I was good at Call of Duty.

[Littlefryingpan]

At the age of 92 you become good at call of duty, but sadly the game is out of style then and no one cares.

I wish that no one could come up with a good come back to my wishes.

[SuperCreeper007]

No one comes up with a good comeback to your wishes. Out of sheer boredom with the world and with all these obviously inferior people around you, you sacrifice yourself to the End Dragon.

[Roobean]

I wish people would remember to wish...

[cjmac125]

I wish people would remember to wish...

You get your wish, yet the next day you are hit by a Car.

I wish I had a pet Enderdragon that liked eating Trolls and Annoying People

[dlgn]

I wish people would remember to wish...

You get your wish, yet the next day you are hit by a Car.

I wish I had a pet Enderdragon that liked eating Trolls and Annoying People

You are annoying to one person, and the enderdragon eats you.

I wish I could consistently assert the sentence "The person with the minecraft username dlgn cannot consistently assert this sentence," without destroying logic and the universe as we know it.

[volcomboy98]

You assert the sentence, but your brain blows up

I wish someone would buy my realm for 100k

[dlgn]

You assert the sentence, but your brain blows up

I wish someone would by my realm for 100k

Someone buys your realm, then discovers thousands of glowstone blocks hidden under the ground.

I wish neoka28 would stop skipping minecraft videos.