[hippoface]

Granted, but everyone moves to a new chat, trying to avoid you.

I wish I was Intelli.

You become Intelli. You go to the computer to test your admin skillz, but you have to pay for the server, and you have the stress of being an admin.

I wish to have more friends on the server.

[repete8]

you get more friends. but it turns out their little herobrine minions, and they rip you to shreds whenever you do something great.

I wish i could ride a pony monster to jupiter in an awsome space suit

[Prodigy9]

I wish i could ride a pony monster to jupiter in an awsome space suit

You do so, and you survive the journey due to your space suit. The pony dies a horrible painful death in space.

I wish sleep was unnecessary.

[maca930]

Sleep was unnecessary, but you never sleep, bringing hours of boredom.

I wish FaeynHeart would sell me his realm!

[Prodigy9]

Sleep was unnecessary, but you never sleep, bringing hours of boredom.

I wish FaeynHeart would sell me his realm!

He does. The agreed-upon price is ten million credits, and he has you banned several weeks later for failure to pay.

I wish FaeynHeart would sell me his realm for 100 realm credits!

[ImUrDaddy5150]

He does. The agreed-upon price is ten million credits, and he has you banned several weeks later for failure to pay.

I wish FaeynHeart would sell me his realm for 100 realm credits!

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Wish granted, however he loads it with tnt and proceeds to press a hidden button to ignite them all right after you type /yes. You now own a whole.

I wish everypony will love and tolerate everypony else!

[Pinkie Pie]

Done, but it still doesn't stop them occasionally going crazy once and a while. We're only ponies silly.

I wish I could bake some cupcakes.

[maca930]

The cupcakes are posioned.

I wish Pinkie Pie was dead.

[kingofturves]

Pinkie Pie dies for cupcake poisonning but then goes back as a ghost and proceeds to haunt you... FOREVER!!!

I wish for it to snow on christmas day.

[maca930]

It snows, but all the water freezes for all eternity.

I wish I was Rainbow Dash.