[eah]

Your wish is granted, up until this post.

I wish I could find a stronghold after the map wipe.

[Intelli]

Your wish is granted, up until this post.

I wish I could find a stronghold after the map wipe.

Your wish is granted. The stronghold is in a private realm.

I wish for zombies to take over the world.

[maca930]

Zombies take over the world, but they are friendly zombies.

I wish I was Canadian (LOL).

[KookySlayer]

you become canadian after it buys and renames all of australian goverment which inturn give it to the americans as a peace offering rendering you an americain...

i wish i could relax all day

[maca930]

You relax all day, but after a year of lazing around, you die from obesity.

I wish for my Religion speech today to go good.

[aguy130]

Granted, but you realize that religion and race are both deceptions created by the human mind.

I wish for world peace.

[Prodigy9]

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you realize that world peace is a deception created by the human mind.
See what I did there?

I wish for magnificent microwave casserole.

[aguy130]

Not if there is no war/violence type of thing.

Granted, but you forgot to poke a hole in the plastic wrapping, and it explodes all in the inside of your microwave, and you have to clean it out. The smell of casserole never leaves.

I don't really have another wish off the top of my head, but it's fun to screw with all of yours =D

[Littlefryingpan]

Wish granted. You screwed with everyone else s wishes, but now yours are getting screwed.

I wish for a flying car.

[hippoface]

Wish granted. You screwed with everyone else s wishes, but now yours are getting screwed.

I wish for a flying car.

It flies 0.0 inches off the ground.

I wish my wish won't get messed up.