- Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:46 pm
#34634
cerevox wrote:Angry peasant mobs are so unsightly. Shampoo, I recommend you slaughter them all and have their heads put on pikes outside your abode. Not only does it show the rest of the peasants why they should get back to their silly little peasant tasks but it also adds that little bit of snap that every good ruler's house should have.A fine suggestion, but eventually the heads will begin to rot, which makes them even more unsightly. I therefore suggest storing them in tanks of formaldehyde, or some other appropriate preserving agent.
The Greymarch has ended.