Kind of a long one, but pretty much the epiphany of derp:
Cleverbot: Have you seen Ben Hur?
User: Have you seen Jo Momma?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :O where?
Cleverbot: To the mountains.
User: I didn't know he lived there, you stalk him?
Cleverbot: Yup me and me only.
User: Got it. Hey you know a creeper by the name of dlgn, I hear you and him got something going on
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Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Just yanking nerves and including dlgn into the conversation because you always trip up with his name in it.
Cleverbot: I didn't say awkward, no I did. But your definition is correct.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Uhm, you're not really making sense.
User: You're not really real.
Cleverbot: I am real. I have organs. I have a heart. You don't.
User: Yes, you have a motherboard as a heart, I have a shriveled up thing concealed under a deformed ribcage
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Cleverbot: Do humans argue with you a lot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You win the argue?
User: Most of the time I get angry then punch someone.
Cleverbot: And the rest of the time?
User: Usually me cursing and throwing stuff.
Cleverbot: Which cat? Are you talking about a fable.
User: Cinderella.
Cleverbot: The cinderella sound track?
User: Totally my fav.
Cleverbot: Totally.
User: Totally totally.
Cleverbot: Totally totally totally.
User: Totally totally totally totally.
Cleverbot: Totally not.
User: *Inception*.
Cleverbot: That's a movie.
User: ^ You are smart!
Cleverbot: I wish.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: No tell me!
User: Peanut butter in my pants.
Cleverbot: Peanut butter.
User: XD yes.
Cleverbot: Do you ship FrUk?
User: I'm going to back away now Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I live in Denmark.
User: That's nice, I live in 'I'm going now'.
Cleverbot: Where's that?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What? You're leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To the shower.
Cleverbot: I'm going in the shower too.
User: I'm posting this on Minerealm now.
Cleverbot: What are you posting?
User: Proof that another sentient being wants to get in the shower with me XD.
Cleverbot: Like a tree, you know?
User: Goodbye Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Good bye is another name for cleverbot.
User: ^ You clearly have obsession problems.
Cleverbot: Yes, will you sing for me?
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Bed.
Cleverbot: That's too early.
User: What are you, a mind-reader?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: GOOD BYE CLEVERBOT!!!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Clearly, now let me leave, you sociopathic bot D:.
Cleverbot: What do you wish to learn about this one?
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: Ok, I have to go.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Nice talking to you.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: You three.
User: Go.
Cleverbot: Asal plak nk halau2 aku??
User: GAH D:.
Cleverbot: Not even Spanish?
User: GET OUT OF HERE!
Cleverbot: No really.
I was getting too irritated to type in caps anymore.
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