[__ryan___]

The nuke backfires and heads straight for you.


I wish I had superpowers

[Cogohst]

Your powers include personal skin disintegration (irreversible, but real fun at parties!) and the ability to make it rain lemon juice. You also can't control these powers.

I wish for a rock that weighs approximately twenty grams and is 5 centimeters x3 centimeters x 6 centimeters. I wish for this rock to be in a cubic meter box of glass, sitting directly in front of me. The rock does not change anything noticeable in the world, and doesn't cause a change for all of eternity. All will be right in the world, me and my rock included.

[maca930]

You get your rock, but the glass box is full of explosives.

I wish I had a orange Lamborghini.

[Roobean]

Here is your orange Lamborghini:



I wish that Flanny would post next.

[maca930]

Flanny posts next, but on a different topic.

[imahaxor]

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

[Prodigy9]

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

You become Chuck Norris. Unfortunately for you, Chuck Norris lives by the highlander rule and promptly kills you so that there is only one Chuck Norris left.

I wish to assert disingenuously.

[__ryan___]

I lol'd




I wish everything in life was free!

[ChronicTacos]

I lol'd




I wish everything in life was free!

Everything, including you, became free.
Now you are working 24/7 to a horrible person for free.

I wish Notch adds glowstone slabs to the game.

[Prodigy9]

I wish Notch adds glowstone slabs to the game.

Notch adds glowstone slabs to the game. They can be crafted from three blocks of dirt arranged horizontally in a craft bench. Two slabs can be stacked together to combine into a complete block of glowstone. Traditional sources of glowstone quickly lose over 99% of their value.

I wish to keep what I steal.