[Duhdutch]

I have some punny ones...

[TechnoProdigy]

You cannot replace Panthers as pun-master!!

[Duhdutch]

A duck walks into a store. He asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
"No." Replies the clerk.

On the second day, the duck returns. "Hey, got any grapes?"
The clerk sighed. "No, I told you that YESTERDAY."

On the third day, the duck returned, the clerk was mad. "Hey, got any grapes man?"
"No. If you ask again, I'll staple your bill shut."

On the fourth and final day, the duck comes in and says, "Got any staples?"
"Erm, no." Replied a confused store clerk.
"Well then, got any grapes??"

(More a joke than pun, but...whatevs.)

[Duhdutch]

You cannot replace Panthers as pun-master!!

Bahahaha :lol:

[FrostyBirth]

Best of the night:

[LazorOfNik]

"I am a cobbler, that is, a mender of bad soles" - Shakespeare, punning it up like a boss. (from Julius Caesar)

[Ste25]

Please, pardon the nun.

[jeniansmom]

Please, pardon the nun.

Nuns have no bad habits.

[hvrock13]

Best of the night:

Clever at first, but then if you think about it.. makes no sense. It's basically restating the first part about being genetic. The or part doesn't make sense, since what comes after it is the same as what came before it. "I wonder if diarrhea is genetic" and "just runs in my jeans" are the same thing..

I mean, yeah, its funny. But logically, it wasn't too clever. Or at least not thought out completely.