[BoneIsHere]

Spoiler:

What do you call four Spaniards stuck in quicksand?

Spoiler:

Quatro sinko.

[Artraf]

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. Neither of them have any money on them. The priest asks the rabbit is he wants a drink. The rabbit asks "How? We have no money". The priest walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "That'll be five bucks." The priest says "I already paid you"
"no you didn't"
"yes I did."
"Oh! sorry, I must have forgotten, my memory is going."
The priest walks back over to the rabbi. The rabbi walks over to the bartender and orders the same drink. The bartender asks for a five. The rabbi says "I already paid you"
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did"
"Oh, sorry sir, that's the second time today!"
"Now, can I have the change for that twenty I gave you?"

(I take no credit for inventing this joke as I did not =D)

[Meowrocket]

There's a competition between the British and the French who are trying to race cats across the English Channel; The British group is called One Two Three. The French group, following suit, it named Un Deux Trois. The race starts, but the British win by default. The reason? The Un Deux Trois cat sank.

Spoiler:

Get it? The pronunciation of the numbers Quatre and Cinq.

[MindlessInsanity]

Where would it be?

This website.

[Meowrocket]

Where would it be?

This website.

Maybe provide him a LINK so he doesn't have to trudge through the endless lists of riddle threads. YOU made it, just look at the 'your posts' thing and find it. It takes five seconds. I tried to find it but to no avail.

[Artraf]

I have express permission from dlgn to post riddles on this thread so here is one.

A chest without hinges, key, or lid, yet inside a golden treasure is hid.
-The Hobbit.

[Artraf]

Oh fudge. Sorry for my post about the rabbit and priest, as it came to my attention that it is anti-semetic. I had heard this joke from a friend of mine and it did not accure to me that is was anti-semetic. I did not mean to be anti-semetic, and once again apologize.

P.S. no Tee, that was a tying slip that I DID NOT mean

P.P.S. I am evidently bad at typing as I have had to redo this four times.

[Tee]

I did mean to be anti-semetic

Freudian slip?

[dlgn]

I know for sure that he didn't mean to be antisemitic Tee, we're Jewish It was just a typo, and one of those iffy jokes that I wouldn't go around saying in random places.

[Tee]

I realise that