<Religion> Purgeism
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:14 pm
The Book of Purification
1And so, with a great flash of light, a new world was created. In this world, members of an old world were spawned. 2They had come from a land in chaos, sadness and despair. 3But in this new world, the Grand Purge's sister, Logger, was keeping watch, and order. 4But after so long, Logger became tired, and couldn't keep track of the sinning X-Rayers. 5And so, as Logger went for a quick sleep, the Her Grandness and The Grand One (Intelli) stepped forward.
6Everyone trembled at Her mighty power, as grand members of this world fell. This time was called The Grand Purge, in honor of Her Grandness 7She then returned to her slumber, as Logger came back into main power and kept watch on the lowered population.
8Most people had forgotten about Her Grandness only days afterwards, all except for a young fellow. 9He tried to tell everyone of how great Her Grandness was, "She has purified our souls and our ranks. She has made this world legit once more, banning all the sinners!" 10Some people listened, while others shrugged and walked away.
11This is the history of the Grand Purge and what followed.
The Book of Warning and Guidelines
1And to all who hear these words, may you not only hear, but listen and follow. 2By Her great mercy (and the help of The Great One [Intelli]) some of the sinners will be back. 3She is still kinda weak, and will need your help to keep an eye on these hooligans.
4She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to diamonds, you must collect everyone of the diamonds, but either give one to the Great One, or burn it.
5She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to gold, you must burn it all, using the favored substance of Her Grandness, lava.
6She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to iron, you must mine it all, and use it in daily life, but only in the shape of a sword, to protect her and her followers, a pickaxe, to mine the forbidden substances, or a shovel, to dig to the center of the Land.
7She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to coal, you must give it all to Ramien123, so he can give it to Her cousin, Her Darkness.
1And so, with a great flash of light, a new world was created. In this world, members of an old world were spawned. 2They had come from a land in chaos, sadness and despair. 3But in this new world, the Grand Purge's sister, Logger, was keeping watch, and order. 4But after so long, Logger became tired, and couldn't keep track of the sinning X-Rayers. 5And so, as Logger went for a quick sleep, the Her Grandness and The Grand One (Intelli) stepped forward.
6Everyone trembled at Her mighty power, as grand members of this world fell. This time was called The Grand Purge, in honor of Her Grandness 7She then returned to her slumber, as Logger came back into main power and kept watch on the lowered population.
8Most people had forgotten about Her Grandness only days afterwards, all except for a young fellow. 9He tried to tell everyone of how great Her Grandness was, "She has purified our souls and our ranks. She has made this world legit once more, banning all the sinners!" 10Some people listened, while others shrugged and walked away.
11This is the history of the Grand Purge and what followed.
The Book of Warning and Guidelines
1And to all who hear these words, may you not only hear, but listen and follow. 2By Her great mercy (and the help of The Great One [Intelli]) some of the sinners will be back. 3She is still kinda weak, and will need your help to keep an eye on these hooligans.
4She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to diamonds, you must collect everyone of the diamonds, but either give one to the Great One, or burn it.
5She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to gold, you must burn it all, using the favored substance of Her Grandness, lava.
6She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to iron, you must mine it all, and use it in daily life, but only in the shape of a sword, to protect her and her followers, a pickaxe, to mine the forbidden substances, or a shovel, to dig to the center of the Land.
7She says, that if you, a follower find a tunnel directly to coal, you must give it all to Ramien123, so he can give it to Her cousin, Her Darkness.