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Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:51 pm
by Kress_91
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Victory Through Security
Our mission: To provide the finest and most advanced security measures to protect your home and belongings.
Minerealm has been a home to many different thieves and griefers in its short history of existence. However through plug in after plug in, Intelli has done a wonderful job in shutting down thieves and griefers alike.

However, when faced with a mouse that can register multiple clicks at once, things can go very awry. The example video is right below, showing a Blackwater security test where a secure chest in a realm is rendered insecure through the mouse's rapid clicks:




Blackwater and You
For just 1,000 Ream Credits, Blackwater Securities will do its very best to look over your home or business, and provide it with the finest security improvements it possibly can. Should anything ever be stolen after Blackwater Securities goes over your structure, you will be reimbursed 100%.

Blackwater Securities will also be providing services to one specific bank for advanced security and advanced storage at the new Blackwater Vault. More to come on this bank deal.
Our improvements include but are not limited to:
-Block jumping fixes
-Teleportation
-Chest protection
-Traps (in extreme measures)

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:10 pm
by Lightbulbs
I don't think people will be willing to pay that much if nobody except you were to be able to rob.

Unless of course there could be some very convenient high profile robberies which leave the victims penniless to scare people.

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:14 pm
by Kress_91
That sounds like a job for Soviet Cousin Ligtbulbs.

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:27 pm
by Lightbulbs
Ligtbulbs was executed for Treason to Motherland in coming to America to disrespect Catsfuzz.
Apparently Catsfuzz has Soviet Cousin Castfuzz whom is the most celebrated man in Russia for his great wisdom, and loved by all for his selfless attitude and constant honesty.

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:02 am
by ramien123
Sonfabitch I need to go cover all my chests the realm in the vid is like 3 seconds away from mine. :shock:

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:29 am
by connorartman97
ramien123 wrote:Sonfabitch I need to go cover all my chests the realm in the vid is like 3 seconds away from mine. :shock:
I'm starting to think more and more this is how lumina got robbed...

EDIT: The City of Lumina, Not the Bank. The Bank is paired with Blackwater to make improvement of Security.

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:29 pm
by XxEl_WolfxX
just wanted to ask, since no one else was going to, do you play red dead redmeption? is that where you got the idea blackwater, or is the image above just a badass idea you made on your own?

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:38 am
by savesthedazed
XxEl_WolfxX wrote:just wanted to ask, since no one else was going to, do you play red dead redmeption? is that where you got the idea blackwater, or is the image above just a badass idea you made on your own?
I'm going to guess he was thinking more along the line of Blackwater the military contractors.

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:49 am
by Kress_91
savesthedazed wrote:
XxEl_WolfxX wrote:just wanted to ask, since no one else was going to, do you play red dead redmeption? is that where you got the idea blackwater, or is the image above just a badass idea you made on your own?
I'm going to guess he was thinking more along the line of Blackwater the military contractors.
Saves wins, although nowadays Blackwater goes by Xe. Blackwater is just a much more classic name, though.

Re: Blackwater Security Consultation

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:32 am
by catsfuzz
Couldn't I just put dirt over my chest and be done with it? Derp.

Also, I love how you have the double clicking mouse thing...