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Happy Independence Day!

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:48 am
by eah
Here in the states, it's independence day. We celebrate by decorating every inch of our country with patriotic colors. Come nightfall, we gather 'round and light sticks on fire and wave them around our brethren's extremely flammable clothing. We emulate the nostalgia of defeating the evil British by launching explosives into the sky. We "oo" and "ah" as all astraphobic dogs across the land whine and shiver under the bed. These are the perils of independence day.

Luckily, there is minecraft. Just 50 blocks west from spawn, I've built an archery game. If you can hit all 9 targets in under 60 seconds, you launch fireworks, which can be viewed safely from across the digital threshold.

Have fun!

Re: Happy Independence Day!

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:34 am
by Bu1ld0g
eah wrote:We emulate the nostalgia of defeating the evil British
I'll slap you daft boy...

Re: Happy Independence Day!

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:29 am
by 11Hax
Isn't it a bit extreme, even for the US to celebrate a movie? I mean Will Smith isn't THAT good...