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Hello guys!

Just and old minerealmer here looking to give away close to 100k credits. I won't be returning to the game and the credits are just wasting space on my account so why not get them to a lucky person! The only catch is I want to make it more fun than just sending them off to a random user. SO, I have a question for you all, and the top 2 answers I like the most will receive 1. 60k credits or 2. 37k credits. Keep the answers short and to the point if at all possible. Ok, here is the question:

What is the most awkward moment in your life that you have ever been either a victim or an observer of?

I encourage all entries to be PG appropriate, if possible. In a week I will check back to decide the winner. Thanks for playing along or if you are too shy, thanks for just reading the potentially entertaining posts! Good luck, and may the awkwardness commence!

Cheers,
Fyzzix

Walking on a something with your cousins!!!! we'll just say that to keep it PG. !!

All the responses are going to be made up/embellished of some wort. Guaranteed.

hmmm...Ok, PG one and no, this isn't embellished. My parents came to visit when my youngest daughter was born. I happen to work at a place with an amazing cafeteria, so they and my wife decided to come visit me for lunch. My mom gets in line at one of the stations, a couple of ladies I work with get in line behind her and then I decide to get the same thing.

Anyway, my mom is talking to the lady behind the counter, asking questions and not moving up. My co-workers, not realizing she was my mom, get all catty and start whispering (and including me!) about how slow she was and why doesn't she just make up her mind, blah blah blah. I then take the opportunity to smile, lean forward and in the same tone whisper "Yeah, my mom is like that sometimes, but she's never been here before so..." The look of horror on their faces was priceless. I don't think they've been able to look me in the eye since.

Someone waved to the person behind me and I waved back..

If that's not awkward, I don't know what is.

A year or 7 ago, i was on holiday in Turkey. It was some all-in-resort. We were having lunch in the big very crowded restaurant. I was wearing my swim shorts and i felt a fart coming. Well, it wasn’t a fart, if you know what i mean, but i found that out after i reased it. While my family was rolling on the floor laughing, i made my way to the toilet, carefully!, with a very large brown stain on my behind. I had nothing to cover it up, and to reach the toilet, i had to cross the entire restaurant. And everyone i passed, saw it.

I think I was 18, maybe 19 years old and a few "friends" and myself were headed out to Columbia, Missouri to see the Urge at the Blue Note. We were trying to get off at one of the exits but the traffic was so bad that we weren't even moving. It was one of those circular off ramps.

Well anyway, I had needed to take the most urgent pee you can possibly imagine and the Quik Trip was like RIGHT THERE, but again, we weren't moving and hadn't been for 5-6 minutes. So I'm like screw it and tell them to just wait a minute and I'm going to jump out, take a leak and jump back in.

Well no sooner do I start to relieve myself that the traffic starts moving. I see the line of cars go and I know I can't pee any faster than I'm already peeing, and my "friends" car is the only thing blocking the view of everyone else. My "friends" who love me more than anything in the world completely ignore my desperate cries to please wait a minute and let me finish, and drive off. At this point I'm standing essentially in the middle of a circle with all of creation driving around me, honking mockingly, girls whistling, and pretty much EVERYONE laughing at me, all while I'm full stream and unable to stop.

I don't want to blame this situation for my troubles now in life, but ever since I've been a bit skiddish about long road trips when I'm not the one in charge of driving.

Corroborating statements available upon request.

Hm.
Well... probably the best one from my life would be the time when at school, we have a dress up as a character day. I was, of course, wearing my favourite uniform going as an original character. But some guys I hardly knew grabbed one or two of the Jewish kids (At least I think they were), brought them over to me, and proceeded to act as if I were Hitler and had ordered them to capture these poor kids. >.<

I once ate haggis...

I was born.