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The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:55 pm
by Pathara
As the invasion of new players marches on with no sign of slowing down, the armies of old have splintered. Noobs run rampant through our lands, breaking our homes, stealing our mined goods and claimed long deserted lands as their own, and I say, no more! The mods stand by and allow our cherished home to be destroyed, and so it must fall to us, the remnants of the old times to repeal the invaders.
In the past, we loosed bow and swung blade, called each other foe, all in the name of temporary gain and honor. Now, in the dark of Night I ask you to put aside our old grudges and wars, in the name of the future, the past must be forgotten. I call for a Brotherhood of Man, an alliance of enemies, to fight against the noobs.
This is the Night, the shining light of the past has forgotten us. Cree'thulu sent his champion, Lightbulbs, to bring about an age of progress and light... but that time has past us by. Now, in the long-told legend of the Night, we must use the skills and riches found in the Day of Light to stand against Gods challenge. We shall hold blade in one hand, brother in the other and stare into the face of God, shouting "This land is ours!" and even Cree'thulu will quake at what his champion has wrought.
I beg you now, pledge yourselves to each other, and let the Night be destroyed.
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:08 pm
by panda127
Enemies of the Holy War
Cogohst- he denies to stop fighting against each other, he doesn't want to banish the noobs from our land, he wishes to make a profit from the fellow warriors diamonds.
Kress91- same as above
KyleFate- same as above
These people only wish to deter our progression in the war against noobs and are such labeled noobs themselves.
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:11 pm
by ramien123
The Prophet of Her Darkness approves these messages.
(Legally required to accept any religious decrees/commands that do not interfere with worship)
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:20 pm
by Pathara
Wrong Panda, in the Night they are no longer enemies.
We hold to our old grudges, and if we do not stop it shall be our demise. Every time we strike against each other it diamonds and time that could be used fighting real enemies that are wasted. Every lose is a failure to the Brotherhood, and failure is the weapon of noobs.
In the Night we must make ourselves humble again, and so I commit to the following claims:
Panda, from now on, I will never be your lord. I forfeit the title and ask that, if one must be used, you call me your Brother, for we must stand as EQUALS.
The lady of Darkness, once branded by Cree'thulu as a heretical cult, is accepted by the Brotherhood, in the Night no God will watch over us from simple prayer, and so all Gods are welcomed as equal.
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:25 pm
by dragoncrystal24
Pathara wrote:Aclaimed long deserted lands as their own
So what? If it's deserted, you may as well have SOMEONE claim it. It's better than a useless hunk of stone.
And another thing: What does God have to do with all this? The noobs cane to our server by themselves, not by someone else. They saw our server, and they decided to grief (well, some of them anyway, some could, with help, become good players). I have no idea how this has anything to do with religion, or holiness. It's more an example of: Oh we are so experienced, we're pro. And since you are new, and don't know much about Minecraft, we won't help you, we will utterly destroy everything you hold dear. We'll also call it holy, so people will help us!
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:29 pm
by Shampoo_Lord
dragoncrystal24 wrote:Pathara wrote:Aclaimed long deserted lands as their own
So what? If it's deserted, you may as well have SOMEONE claim it. It's better than a useless hunk of stone.
And another thing: What does God have to do with all this? The noobs cane to our server by themselves, not by someone else. They saw our server, and they decided to grief (well, some of them anyway, some could, with help, become good players). I have no idea how this has anything to do with religion, or holiness. It's more an example of: Oh we are so experienced, we're pro. And since you are new, and don't know much about Minecraft, we won't help you, we will utterly destroy everything you hold dear. We'll also call it holy, so people will help us!
You didn't take all of that seriously did you? Jeezus...
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:30 pm
by dragoncrystal24
No, I just find it a useless post. I know he was joking, but I just find it a useless waste of space, even if it is an obvious joke.
one question though: Is panthara actually joining up with people to kill noobs?
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:34 pm
by Pathara
Dragon, the great influx of noobs was not by chance. Long has the Night been foretold by Cree'thulu.
"When the champion falls from grace, let the Light end, and the Night shall come upon all that you hold dear. Night, where once came as waves now be that of a surge, great plagues of horror shall be their signal. Remember the champion through the Night as you search, the champion's hatreds are brought to life."
Lightbulbs, the champion, abhorred stupidity above all else, and now these noobs come, so stupid they make the very stone we mine look smart.
But do not let Cree'thulu stop you from joining in Brotherhood, as the Night is a time where all Gods desert us, and man is left to his own devices. I only speak of religion and gods because through Cree'thulu I gained insight to what the Night was, and that it is now upon us.
Shampoo: It would be cruel indeed to joke of the Night, a time where even gods forsake us. This call to arms is as real as you or me, we MUST join together, even if it is only to survive long enough to oppose another in the end.
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:05 pm
by dragoncrystal24
Ah, so you ARE joking.
Re: The Holy war of Night calls for you!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:09 pm
by panda127
Cogohst and kress do not wish to help us, they simply kill me time and time again after i offered my forgiveness.