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Does anyone like that douche bag Kress? Do you have headaches from his constant insults? Do you grow tired of posting a thread and immediately seeing his annoying self post some smart-ass remark? Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Who the hell does this cunt think he is?" If so, WELL DO I HAVE THE REMEDY FOR YOU! This is a thread to rage, do it all you want! I can't promise your safety in terms of banishment, but hell, do what ya want!

I'll start us off:

I think that Kress is the biggest douche I've ever laid eyes on. I mean, if you don't think so, you're blind. From his stupid-ass catch phrase, "Cry harder" and his common misuse of the word, "scrub" (which is quite common among the species we call, "douche bags", who should be put down like a sick dog.) Plus, just look at this fat ****'s picture. I mean, come on, isn't that second chin just so cool? Gosh, I wish I could be as cool and sophisticated looking as him! The upside down sun glasses and the wind-breaker are just the finishing touches on his class!

What about that asshole Lightbulbs? I mean, sometimes I find myself chuckling at his witty, but sometimes uncalled for responses, but regardless, he can be a huge asshole.

Frogglenn... My words are endless about him (until I hit 60,000 characters, of course). He's a huge prick, along with Lightbulbs and Kress. First off, Frog Town is a complete shithole. I have no **** clue why he's number two (actually, I do know why. Because the ranking system is based off of number of plots, which I think is silly. But yada-yada-yadda, whatever.) Plus, he's a little cock-sucking, no-life pussy. Just thought that should be said.

And Santa Claus:

**** you. I don't know why... But just **** you, Santa Claus.

There! That felt good.

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HAVE FUN, GUYS! (I'm expecting a ban in 3, 2... 1)

In case you didn't notice, this has nothing to do with banning. I just love you guys too much to want to ban someone.

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Banned in game, and now you're on the forums to come back for round 2, eh?

My only request is the mods don't delete this during your inevitable banning. The pure insanity of his raging makes this great.

You agree? I just figured, "I'm banned in game.. Why the **** not?"

Bought them at target brahhh. Lol'd

Not to say that this didn't make me laugh, but couldn't you have possibly put that into better words? :lol:

Interesting points coming from someone who griefed spawn and Frog town, only to give them numerous amounts of extra mats and minimal damage to the infrastructure of the main wall, seeing as Frog town has probably one of the biggest supply rooms available,

You can't grief them, Sorry.. anything a griefer can do to them, they can rebuild it about 1.5-2times as fast,
Remember it usually takes 1.5-3 seconds to destroy a block, but only less then a second to lay blocks.

Also Everything that's in frogtown is backed up IRL by paper diagram schematic for when things might happen to go bad
and no-one remember's the layout, all homes,buildings,mats,areas for anything are recorded by data sheet.

There is No way you can grief Frogtown Ever.

Also, I don't see anything wrong with kress or Lightbulbs they are both alright people if you get to know them.

And FYI Santa Clause is aight. he eats cookies and gives kids presents.

All of this information was collected by people with viable sources. at least from when i looked into it.

Good Day

SUIKA C&C

I mean, I respect this because it's clear that you aren't taking this seriously, but the insults are bland and unimaginative, and just boil down to "BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH".

I award you 1.5 stars out of 5.

How boring... I'm not in this thread.

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