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Hello, my name is Foolsgoldforpity
Nearly an hour ago I was banned from the server for reasons unknown to me. Perhaps in ill fate I commited a dastardly deed, but this I assure you must have been an accident on my part, or just plain ignorance. I know this is a trivial predicament, but curiousity of my misfortune compels me too ask...
Huh?

Thank you for your time and consideration.

So it appears no one will answer my call for justice unless more information of events prior to the ban are provided, then again what justice is there for those that twist and twittle the mines in search of palliative remedies to the onerous and bruising shackles of life outside the internet. It seems even in the most unlikely of places one finds providence just over the horizon, always unattainable by the will of one, and always prevented by the wills of the powerful many. Though I shout my innocence and whisper my resent, I shall attempt to articulate a meaningful recollection of events however forlorn and despondent the attempt of doing so may be. And I do apologize for this second post.

Upon leaving the spawn area I found myself wandering a desolate and barren prairie. I dense fog stretched for miles on end while the crunching of grass sung below my eager trot. I found a few mines along the way, but their silent echoes spoke of nothing but memories of long ago. It would happen by chance that I would come across a pond sheltered by towering mountains. A shimmer of light gleamed from the center, and as I approached to investigate I felt a sense of foreboding. Of course such feelings are highly prevalent among those that wander from the warm embrace of sanctuary, but such things must be conquered before they conquer you.

At this point I must swear to you that what I saw beneath that pond was not of my doing. He was lying their face down on the blood soaked water. Just as soon as I realized what I saw , his body turned to ash and dissolved into the waters like he was never there to begin with. His tools remained adrift, several pick axes, shovels, a work bench, and several other assorted goods. So yes I took them, but I didn’t kill the guy! You moderators probably think this whole story is full of crap, but it’s of little consequence. I don’t deserve this. I really didn’t do anything.

So is someone gonna like unban me or what?
Thank you for your time.

This guy types like a complete and utter tool, and I find it hilarious.

Unban him for that reason alone. He's better than the guy who insistently speaks only like a dwarf.

This is probably the best appeal ever. Of all time.

Cheez99 wrote:This is probably the best appeal ever. Of all time.

This.

Unbanned. Don't do any griefing or you will be banned permanently.

I know that I probably shouldn't be posting after this has been resolved, but I love how well he can tell exactly what happens... or what his imagination says... He should be a writer/author.

Cheez99 wrote:This is probably the best appeal ever. Of all time.

OF ALL TIME!

this boggled my mind. are we roleplaying? WHATS HAPPENING?! :? :shock: :o

kongel nick wrote:

Cheez99 wrote:This is probably the best appeal ever. Of all time.

OF ALL TIME!

this boggled my mind. are we roleplaying? WHATS HAPPENING?! :? :shock: :o

I have no idea... So... what? Are we writing a novel, or an appeal? :? or both?