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The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:03 pm
by Bonejunky
"The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door."

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:03 pm
by therealskillz
lol

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:05 pm
by Bonejunky
therealskillz wrote:lol
This is legit. No joke.

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:09 pm
by therealskillz
i realize that

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:16 pm
by Littlefryingpan
Why did he knock on the door? To feel less lonely?

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:21 pm
by EpicBros
To get to the other side?

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:24 pm
by Bonejunky
Littlefryingpan wrote:Why did he knock on the door? To feel less lonely?
He didn't knock on the door...

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:33 pm
by Aelcalan
Clearly it was one of the many remaining women. What a happy and hopeful story! What looked like a dire situation will be conquered by the indomitable human spirit!

Death of the author, lol.

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:22 pm
by jailbird556
Aelcalan wrote:Clearly it was one of the many remaining women. What a happy and hopeful story! What looked like a dire situation will be conquered by the indomitable human spirit!

Death of the author, lol.
Since he was SO happy (If you know what I mean) He contracted many diseases.

Re: The Shortest Horror Story In Existence

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:27 pm
by fritterdonut
jailbird556 wrote:
Aelcalan wrote:Clearly it was one of the many remaining women. What a happy and hopeful story! What looked like a dire situation will be conquered by the indomitable human spirit!

Death of the author, lol.
Since he was SO happy (If you know what I mean) He contracted many diseases.
Not to mention the gratuitous wincest that would have to take place to repopulate the earth.