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Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:52 pm
by Duhdutch
I have some punny ones...
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:54 pm
by TechnoProdigy
You cannot replace Panthers as pun-master!!
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:55 pm
by Duhdutch
A duck walks into a store. He asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
"No." Replies the clerk.
On the second day, the duck returns. "Hey, got any grapes?"
The clerk sighed. "No, I told you that YESTERDAY."
On the third day, the duck returned, the clerk was mad. "Hey, got any grapes man?"
"No. If you ask again, I'll staple your bill shut."
On the fourth and final day, the duck comes in and says, "Got any staples?"
"Erm, no." Replied a confused store clerk.
"Well then, got any grapes??"
(More a joke than pun, but...whatevs.)
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:55 pm
by Duhdutch
TechnoProdigy wrote:You cannot replace Panthers as pun-master!!
Bahahaha :lol:
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:58 pm
by FrostyBirth
Best of the night:
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:59 pm
by LazorOfNik
"I am a cobbler, that is, a mender of bad soles" - Shakespeare, punning it up like a boss. (from Julius Caesar)
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:11 pm
by Ste25
Please, pardon the nun.
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:14 pm
by jeniansmom
Ste25 wrote:Please, pardon the nun.
Nuns have no bad habits.
Re: Puns
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:10 pm
by hvrock13
FrostyBirth wrote:Best of the night:
Clever at first, but then if you think about it.. makes no sense. It's basically restating the first part about being genetic. The or part doesn't make sense, since what comes after it is the same as what came before it. "I wonder if diarrhea is genetic" and "just runs in my jeans" are the same thing..
I mean, yeah, its funny. But logically, it wasn't too clever. Or at least not thought out completely.