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Best Thing I have ever said IRL is:

Bonejunky wrote:Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my stealth

over xbox live on black ops private game jawa665 died he says wtf was that and I say you just got trigernated mf!!
not the funnyest thibg but funny over the chat

In school my techer says something like: "And the 4 and 5 go to X and Multiply by 9 and then take away 30 with the other numbers and you get the answer! Its EASY!!!"

I spaced out and say: "Wah?" :/

I'm at a resturant and the waitress ask if I would like Pepsi insted of Coke;

Me: Yes, I'll have the Chicken Pamasian and a Coke please
Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

Lol, awesome. I would never get away with doing that. I would get grounded and be deprived of all social contact besides school.

While I was sleeping I apparently randomly shouted out:

"I lost the source code!!!"

My room mate was kinda like "....what?". I'm a computer science major >.<

This game is creating more drama then a hog roast at a bar mitzvah.

I fell asleep in English once... Teacher yells at me, I yell,"SQUARE ROOT OF PI!" and everyone's just staring at me... Then I keep falling half asleep so I go to get a drink and splash cold water on my face lol

Oh.... i'm one of the funniest kids in school.... where do I start?

Well, I asked my teacher for help, but instead of saying "Can i have help?" I shouted "BUBBLES!!"
She got confused...

My bus driver told us not to make a mess, and I said "I'm making a mess in my pants, is that okay?"

Apparently while I was sleeping my dad came in and said: "You gotta get up!"

Me: "Ok, all i gotta do is turn left and strafe right."

I have no recollection of it, apparently I said that while I was asleep..