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Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:29 pm
by aguy130
Now you know the true hero. On a side note, I hear flanny's kisses are high in demand.
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Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:30 pm
by ramien123
Let the truth be told on every mountaintop!

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:13 pm
by Kress91
Ironically, Ramien was later murdered in the Nether twice by myself, a mere mortal man under the command of the great, beautiful, and wise Rarity.

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:47 pm
by ramien123
Sadly, while attempting to greet my good friend Kress91 ,while i was unarmed, and welcome him back to the server his sword slipped in between my ribs multiple times, causing severe lacerations and inernal bleeding that led to my untimely demise. Thinking this was of course, a mistake, I instantly dove back, unarmed, into the Nether to find my good buddy ole pal Kress, who tripped over himself and managed to mutilate my face with his diamond sword, rip my spleen from where it lay at rest, and accidently defecated on my wretched form when he looked upon the terrible thing he had inadvertantly done.

And I don't see how Rarity has anything to doo with anything. She is a cold, hard, calculating pony.

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:56 pm
by Prodigy9
ramien123 wrote:Sadly, while attempting to greet my good friend Kress91 ,while i was unarmed, and welcome him back to the server his sword slipped in between my ribs multiple times, causing severe lacerations and inernal bleeding that led to my untimely demise. Thinking this was of course, a mistake, I instantly dove back, unarmed, into the Nether to find my good buddy ole pal Kress, who tripped over himself and managed to mutilate my face with his diamond sword, rip my spleen from where it lay at rest, and accidently defecated on my wretched form when he looked upon the terrible thing he had inadvertantly done.

And I don't see how Rarity has anything to doo with anything. She is a cold, hard, calculating pony.
I lol'd. Hard.

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:01 pm
by FlannyFlan
ramien123 wrote:Sadly, while attempting to greet my good friend Kress91 ,while i was unarmed, and welcome him back to the server his sword slipped in between my ribs multiple times, causing severe lacerations and inernal bleeding that led to my untimely demise. Thinking this was of course, a mistake, I instantly dove back, unarmed, into the Nether to find my good buddy ole pal Kress, who tripped over himself and managed to mutilate my face with his diamond sword, rip my spleen from where it lay at rest, and accidently defecated on my wretched form when he looked upon the terrible thing he had inadvertantly done.

And I don't see how Rarity has anything to doo with anything. She is a cold, hard, calculating pony.
Sounds like a new plot to 2girls1.... 2 swords, one ramien?

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:01 pm
by Kress91
ramien123 wrote:Sadly, while attempting to greet my good friend Kress91 ,while i was unarmed, and welcome him back to the server his sword slipped in between my ribs multiple times, causing severe lacerations and inernal bleeding that led to my untimely demise. Thinking this was of course, a mistake, I instantly dove back, unarmed, into the Nether to find my good buddy ole pal Kress, who tripped over himself and managed to mutilate my face with his diamond sword, rip my spleen from where it lay at rest, and accidently defecated on my wretched form when he looked upon the terrible thing he had inadvertantly done.

And I don't see how Rarity has anything to doo with anything. She is a cold, hard, calculating pony.
Except for the part where I intentionally targeted the unarmed Ceterian because Rarity will spare no blood in this war :3

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:25 pm
by Cheez99
Target us all you like...this was supposed to be something fun to keep us all entertained, not some kind of "show who's better" contest. This topic is about Ramien and how he gloriously killed the sand beast, not how you killed such a noble, warm-hearted person who was totally unarmed, twice, and then proceeded to brag about it on the internet.

You have surely done Her Darkness proud today, Ramien. Perhaps this warrants a new chapter in the temple book...

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:33 pm
by FlannyFlan
Cheez99 wrote:Target us all you like...this was supposed to be something fun to keep us all entertained, not some kind of "show who's better" contest. This topic is about Ramien and how he gloriously killed the sand beast, not how you killed such a noble, warm-hearted person who was totally unarmed, twice, and then proceeded to brag about it on the internet.

You have surely done Her Darkness proud today, Ramien. Perhaps this warrants a new chapter in the temple book...
How does he know he killed it. Does he realize how many people were online, shooting at it?? z.z

Re: Slayer of the Sand Beast

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:34 pm
by Kress91
Shhh.

Don't get trampled by Cogohst and Ramien's sheep.