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Cleverbot

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:09 pm
by Keyhen
What do you do if one of your friends is pregnant?
I WILL EAT THEM.
Good work.

Dear god... Its learning.
PONY.
Explain Pony please?
PONY IS PONY.
Pinkie Pie!
HOLYSHT.
You said it

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:45 am
by kongel nick
well, thats pretty awesome, but have you beaten it?



User: MY LITTLE PONY.

Cleverbot: You have a pony?

User: MY LITTLE GOD DAMN PIONY.

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: ITS MAGIC.

Cleverbot: What's magic?

User: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: YOU JUST SAID THAT.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Eh.

User: Do you like my little pony?

Cleverbot: My Little Pony.

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:14 am
by Sharingan616
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You said him. Who?
User: I did not say him. I said hm.
Cleverbot: Yes, you told me yourself.
User: I didn't say him though.
Cleverbot: I'm telling william shatner on you.
User: What does that even mean...?
Cleverbot: I don't know, hahaha.
User: Haha fair enough.
Cleverbot: Anyway, what does it mean to be random?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: Answer my question robot.
User: It means to do random things, and I am not a robot, you are.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: A huh.
User: Mhm.
Cleverbot: What are you trying to do?
User: Nothing, I'm just bored.
Cleverbot: How can I entertain you?
User: Surprise me.
Cleverbot: Twice if you flinch.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Two times.
User: No, mean what does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking me that when you give answers that don't have anything to do with my question?

Edit: Oh and this:

So how much do you know?
I am not sure how much I know, because if I don't know something, I am not sure if I know it.
Good answer :o.
Thanks.

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:17 am
by hippoface
Hey.
Yes?
What are you doing?
What do you think I'm doing?
Umm.. listening to music?
Okay. What bands do you like?
That was random.
Well, I have to think of things to ask you, so I thought I'd start off big and get smaller.
Oh, okay, sorry. I don't have a favorite band.
Well now you do.
What band, then?
Radiohead.
Okay, I guess. Ask me another question.
Fine. How old are you?
None of your business.
My favorite tv show is Lost.
That's great.
My favorite band is KISS.
Do you like drawing?
No.
Why not?
Is your name cleverbot?
No, that was random, my name is Elmo.
You asked my favorite authors.
When?
Just a few seconds ago.
Whatever, bye, you smell.
I do not smell!!
Heck yeah, you do. Bye.
No, I do not.
Just, bye.
See ya.
2nd try:
I watched Elmo eat you.
Watch me do what?
Elmo eat you.
Elmo watches you while you sleep.
Untrue!
You say you love me the most when you say nothing at all.
That makes no sense you awkward robot.
I'm not a robot.
You want to bet?
Yes.
I bet you $20 bucks you are a robot.
Thanks that's great.
What? Bye.
Good riddance.
Teaching it Minerealm Staff!
Intelli.
You're not.
Kerovon.
MI?
Rokkrwolf312.
Nice name. I like it.
Thanks. Shampoo_lord.
You didn't have to agree...
Savesthedazed.
You too :D.
Spritzo.
The soda?
Ohmsen.
Okay... You are not cleverbot! Hey, are you in gosupermodel? :D.
Repeat after me. This is the Minerealm Staff. This is a good server.
I meant in the world out there.
REPEAT AFTER ME. This is the Minerealm Staff.
Do you feel the internet entitles you to love?
This is the Minerealm Staff!
Have you ever heard bohemian rhapsody.
Say "This is the Minerealm Staff", i pay you lots of money.
My consciousness is expanding.
THIS IS THE MINEREALM STAFF.
No, there is no meaning. We were just put here for entertainment.
They are entertaining. Say it.
No, I refuse.
Meanie. Bye.
You can't go away.
Too bad, bye.
You wish.
Bye.
No! come back.
Weirdo.
Thanks to you too.
u too.

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:34 am
by Cannabin0l
Lol, I'd post the worst; yet most hilarious, cleverbot conversation ever if this wasn't an all age forum lol. >.< I'll have to pursue this one another time.

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:40 am
by Cogohst
Cannabin0l wrote:Lol, I'd post the worst; yet most hilarious, cleverbot conversation ever if this wasn't an all age forum lol. >.< I'll have to pursue this one another time.
Upload to image site, give direct link, warn of contents above the link.

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:43 am
by Cannabin0l
I really broke it's sense of logic with Stephen Hawkings Mad Scientist theory.

Bot: What do you do for a living Kaylen.
User: A Mad Scientist created a wormhole in his office that travels back 1 minute in the past. He assembles a gun with a silencer on one side of the wormhole, goes to the other side, and shoots through. The scientist then drops dead before having ever assembled the gun. Who killed the scientist?
Bot: Are you the robot?

*Edit*

If someone can answer this correctly, they will be awarded with 500 credits when they find me in game. :)

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:51 am
by hippoface
The scientist?

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:55 am
by Cannabin0l
hippoface wrote:The scientist?
No, the scientist was dead before he shot the scientist, therefore he could not shoot the scientist.

I'll give you a hint: This problem cannot be answered by any mortal being, as they have not lived long enough to experience paradoxical encounters. (I.E. Give up!)

*Edit* Would it help if I mentioned that not even Stephen Hawkings could answer this?

Re: Cleverbot

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:04 pm
by smith2013
Cannabin0l wrote:
hippoface wrote:The scientist?
No, the scientist was dead before he shot the scientist, therefore he could not shoot the scientist.

I'll give you a hint: This problem cannot be answered by any mortal being, as they have not lived long enough to experience paradoxical encounters. (I.E. Give up!)

*Edit* Would it help if I mentioned that not even Stephen Hawkings could answer this?
An alien assassain.

Aliens found out that the scientist was making large jumps at getting close to time travel. They knew this would result in their demise. They sent an alien assassain to kill him and shot him before the gun was finished. :)

The riddle does include information that couldn't be possible if the rest of it is true. Some of the riddle is a lie.