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My Little Terror of a Cousin [UPDATED - 28/09/2011]

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:28 pm
by maca930
Hiya fellow fellow MineRealm fanatics! I am here today to tell you all a story...

My Little Terror of a Cousin

Okay, today I was just chilling in my Aunty's pool, being cool like usual. My cousin was on his trampoline. He was kicking a ball and the pet dog picked it up and ran away. He yelled out 'Don't be gay!' (Not the word gay but the other word with the same meaning.) And then I said 'Don't be derogatory' and he said 'Shut up' (He doesn't know what derogatory even means, so his reply was the one that all the 'cool' kids say.) He is a selfish, spoilt brat who won't hare anything because everything must be his, even though he has a younger sister (A cutie, she is two years old) and he is nine years old. I'm posting this because I could hardly supress my anger, and this is a good outlet because I would not swear etc on the Forums...

Oh and he doesn't even know what 'gay' means!

Are all 9 year olds this conceited, and do they all have such a limited vocabulary for insults?

My two year old cousin

Six words. She. Broke. My. Phone. Charger. DIE

[UPDATED] I was outside ripsticking and he and his friend pass me. I asked them where they were going and then they said 'We're going to see out girlfriends' which is completely preposterous as they are 9. Love doesn't exist to a 9 year old.
Oh and my cousins mothers was told they were going to the park.

On a side note: DreamWorld tomorrow! :D

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:34 pm
by Bonejunky
You think you got it bad?

I have a little terror of a brother.

Does the same thing but worse.

And sometimes he does more. :shock:

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:39 pm
by maca930
Oh my cousin does much worse! I just couldn't mention it here because I don't think it would be considered 'suitable.'

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:08 pm
by Bonejunky
Message me and I will tell you who is worse.

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:31 pm
by Cannabin0l


This would be a great cousin!

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:40 pm
by Deimos
Feels wierd writing this as a 25yo, but 'back in my day' children were annoying, but not outright rude.
You got punished for saying adult words. Physically, mentally or educationally.
The video is a perfect example of lack of moral of todays youth.
When I was 7, and I broke a TOY, I was scared 'excrement'less, let alone the family car.

Also, l0l at how easy it is to drive that big a car, with a manual transmission this would probably not have happened.

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:48 pm
by jtcanon
What you do is, you take something heavy, like a stick or a baseball bat, and you beat the mess out of him with it. Bonus points if friends help. After that, you lock him in a closet for a few hours. Repeat if he does it again.

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:50 pm
by Cannabin0l
jtcanon wrote:What you do is, you take something heavy, like a stick or a baseball bat, and you beat the mess out of him with it. Bonus points if friends help. After that, you lock him in a closet for a few hours. Repeat if he does it again.
See, this is why jtcanon makes the world a better place. U NO FOLLOW RULES, U GET THIS ^
:D

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:53 pm
by Shampoo_Lord
I never cocked off to my older cousins. Why? They beat the hell out of me.

"It's fun to do bad things."

Re: My Little Terror of a Cousin

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:04 pm
by Bonejunky
When I was 9 (5 years ago) all my friends except a few were down right disrespectful. There are some of them who are disrespectful still. And then there was me. I was nice, but I still got picked on by a bunch of jerks. Luckily I am a forgiving guy.