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Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:29 pm
by TravussDaG
Does anyone like that douche bag Kress? Do you have headaches from his constant insults? Do you grow tired of posting a thread and immediately seeing his annoying self post some smart-ass remark? Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Who the hell does this cunt think he is?" If so, WELL DO I HAVE THE REMEDY FOR YOU! This is a thread to rage, do it all you want! I can't promise your safety in terms of banishment, but hell, do what ya want!

I'll start us off:

I think that Kress is the biggest douche I've ever laid eyes on. I mean, if you don't think so, you're blind. From his stupid-ass catch phrase, "Cry harder" and his common misuse of the word, "scrub" (which is quite common among the species we call, "douche bags", who should be put down like a sick dog.) Plus, just look at this fat ****'s picture. I mean, come on, isn't that second chin just so cool? Gosh, I wish I could be as cool and sophisticated looking as him! The upside down sun glasses and the wind-breaker are just the finishing touches on his class!

There! That felt good.

c:

HAVE FUN, GUYS! (I'm expecting a ban in 3, 2... 1)

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:54 pm
by Lightbulbs
Oh hai agent00228. Didn't hear you come in.
The mods/admins have the ability to trace your IP y'know, and have the ability to ban that IP from ever posting again. Actions on the forums also have a tendency to effect people in game.
Enjoy you involuntary vacation from Minerealm.

Oops, looks like you were already banned yesterday. Tough luck kid.

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:09 pm
by TravussDaG
This isn't Agent. It's J-Strollin'. In the flesh, in the womb.

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:29 pm
by Kress_91
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Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:41 pm
by Psychoshaman
That made me laugh very hard.

Although I'm sad that I am now dumber, and that TravissDaG hasn't any points.

Anyway, to cheer both me and you up, Traviss, here is a goobye rave.

Credit to Kress for instruction.

[youtube]no64vrRjYXM[/youtube]

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:57 pm
by Kress_91
Look at that, I even helped Psycho out.

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:01 pm
by Psychoshaman
Yes, Kress helped set up your goodbye rave party, thoughts?

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:08 pm
by XxEl_WolfxX
TravussDaG wrote:Do you have headaches from his constant insults? Do you grow tired of posting a thread and immediately seeing his annoying self post some smart-ass remark? Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Who the hell does this cunt think he is?" If so, WELL DO I HAVE THE REMEDY FOR YOU!
Now he's just talking about himself. Savesthedazed, I think that remedy he has not just a forum ban, but a life ban, could you get rid of him please?

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:57 pm
by Bonejunky
TravussDaG wrote:Does anyone like that douche bag Kress? Do you have headaches from his constant insults? Do you grow tired of posting a thread and immediately seeing his annoying self post some smart-ass remark? Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Who the hell does this cunt think he is?"
Yes (I think)
Yes
Yes
No.

Re: Who here enjoys Kress' company?

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:15 am
by KyleFate
I like Kress91, he's a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.