Banhemian Rhapsnoobdy: an Appeal-Themed Parody by dlgn
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:56 pm
Is this like real life?
Is it a fantasy?
Addicted to MineRealm,
Yet intrigued by reality.
Mine his house with picks,
Take all his sticks,
And see!
I'm just a poor noob, don't need no sympathy
'Cause I'm easy come, easy ban
Grief or loot? Back to LAN!
Any way the ban goes,
Doesn't really matter to me...
You'll see.
Rokkr,
Just griefed a man.
Put my pickaxe to his land,
Put his diamonds in my hand.
Rokkr,
Life had just begun!
And now you've gone and taken it away!
Rokkr,
Oooo!
Didn't mean to make you sigh.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
I'll tell all of my friends
That your server's really crappy.
Too late,
I threatened staff.
Sends shivers down my spine,
I'm refreshing all the time.
Come on, everybody:
I've got to post!
I'll go hit "New Reply" and face the truth!
Rokkr,
Ooooh! (any way the ban goes)
I don't want a permaban,
But I sometimes wish I never joined at all!
*epic guitar solo*
"I see a little silhouetto of a noob."
("What a jerk! What a jerk!
We were never so thoughtless!")
Replying fast as lightning,
Very very frightening me!
(I'm so sorry!)
I'm so sorry!
(I'm so sorry)
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Please unban!
("Show some remo-o-o-o-orse!")
I'm just a poor noob,
Nobody loves me.
("He's just a poor noob,
Unban him, you'll see!
He will repent and contribute like me!")
Easy come,
Easy ban
Will you plz unban?
INTELLI
"No! You will not be unbanned."
Plz unban!
INTELLI
"You will not be unbanned."
Plz unban!
INTELLI
"You will not be unbanned."
Plz unban!
"Will not be unbanned."
Plz unban!
"Never, never be unbanned!"
Never be unbanned? Ohhhh!
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Oh Rokkr mia, Rokkr mia, Rokkr mia, let me go!
Intelli has a perma set aside for me,
For me,
For meeeeee!
*another epic guitar solo*
You'll do this just because you're Intelli's right hand?
Do you think I'll still donate if I'm permabanned?
Oh, the forums!
Gotta get off of the forums!
Just gotta get off,
Just gotta log right off of here.
*yet another epic guitar solo*
Doesn't really matter.
Don't let Rokkr see,
But look at that new player.
Yes, that green plus player...
...Is me!
(Any way the ban goes!)
