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dude545 wrote:Bacon really isn't an item yet. You can call "porkchops" "bacon", but it's really just a lie.

Every organic mob should drop bacon, as I'm pretty sure you could make bacon out of just about any creature/animal if you tried hard enough.


Actually, I'll propose to have the current server currency (Realm Credits) be replaced by "Bacon Credits".

Server Staff would ship everyone an amount of bacon equal to their current credit balance in ounces. It would come with a weighing box, and a camera. The camera would be on 24/7, and monitor the bacon box. Transactions would require players to mail bacon to each other. Only bacon obtained in such a manner would be allowed to go in the box. We could also just have all the bacon irradiated with uranium-235 or something before hand, and we could just put a geiger counter in the box, or something, I'm not sure how to monitor that as I'm not a particle physicist (yet).
Anyhow, you would still earn .5 BC per block placed/removed, and each player's balance would be updated at the end of each week (EST) by bacon shipment.

For some reason, I don't see this making its way into the Suggestions forum.




-dude545

And yet it has. This idea is pure genius in a delicious bacon-covered box hiding it from the outside world. Vote yes pl0x.

~dlgn

p.s. I'm sure redkiller would be delighted to supply the U-235.

I fully support this idea, bacon credits would make the most delicious currency!

This is the best idea I have ever seen in my freaking entire life +10000000000000000000000000000000000

I am the bacon box, feed me all your credits.

How about butter credits for all the butter fans?

xxcrapperzxx wrote:How about butter credits for all the butter fans?

BUTTER PFFFT

xxcrapperzxx wrote:How about butter credits for all the butter fans?

Don't tell me they took someone who appeared to be as smart as you. ;//n//;