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A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:59 pm
by Pandagames
Kress, you think your so cool.
Hating on cats for no reason
But really your just a tool
and really it might as well be treason.

I will kick your ass back under the bridge fool
Where you belong,
Your think your so cool
your just pissed about your high up thong.

Just cool your jets
and we would talk
before all you have are sorry regrets
Now please you are becoming a gawk.

Mods don't have the time for you
Your just boosting your post count with dumb remarks
Now fix your act, before your s*** my shoe.
Your no bite, all bark.

Thanks for your time,
Pandagames.

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:03 pm
by Kress91
A song about me?

Oh god thank you. My wisdom teeth are killing me, so I needed a hearty laugh. Gracias for that. If anyone can sing it and host it please do. My one complete is it's too short.

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:03 pm
by dragoncrystal24
Man you gotta put that to a tune and post it on youtube.

Kress, I don't think you understand this song. It's about how you fail at trolling, it's not a hearty song to make you chuckle in joy.

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:05 pm
by Pandagames
dragoncrystal24 wrote:Man you gotta put that to a tune and post it on youtube.
Anyone can if they think they could pull it off.
Kress91 wrote:Oh god thank you.
My wisdom teeth are killing me, so I needed a hearty laugh. Gracias for that. If anyone can sing it and host it please do. My one complete is it's too short.
Im glad you liked it. It took me all of 5 minutes.

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:08 pm
by Kress91
Five minutes of enlightenment! I'm now in songs! A king of trolls for bards to sing of! How fantastic!

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:15 pm
by Pandagames
Kress91 wrote:Five minutes of enlightenment! I'm now in songs! A king of trolls for bards to sing of! How fantastic!
King of trolls?
I will make you king of the moles

I will send you down,
not downtown
6 feet underground
You will be shutdown

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:16 pm
by Kress91
Trolololo

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:18 pm
by Ligtbulbs
Pandagames wrote: Your no bite, all bark.
What about his bite?
I don't get line.

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:20 pm
by Pandagames
Kress91 wrote:Trolololo
Your posts are worse then cats
I bet you and your friends are 12 year old brats
Your a worse troll then a copypasta
I bet you would die from a sip of vodka.

Re: A song for Kress

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:22 pm
by Pandagames
Ligtbulbs wrote:
Pandagames wrote: Your no bite, all bark.
What about his bite?
I don't get line.
Sorry forgot to make it readable to fake Russians