Identity Thread: Because if I don't, someone else will.
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:42 am
IMPORTANT. THIS IS A JOKE, IN CASE THAT WASN'T GLARINGLY OBVIOUS ALREADY. DO NOT GIVE OUT PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA AND YOU WILL BE EATEN BY WOLVES IF YOU DO IT.
Format for answers is as follows:
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REQUIRED
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Social Security Number:
Phone Number:
Address:
Country:
Life Goals:
Xenophobic? (Y/N):
OPTIONAL
Date of Birth:
Usual security question answers:
Photocopy of Birth Certificate:
Drivers License Number:
Please upload all pictures as attachments.
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I'll start, since it's my unholy spawn.
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Name: Derrick/Ryu_Aurora/Milkshakurshrakashabazshadaza
Age: Spiderwaffles.
Gender: N/A
Social Security Number: Numbers are neither social nor secure.
Phone Number: 1-800-867-5309
Address: 662 Wisteria Lane
Country: Lua Eterna
Life Goals: General Mayhem, Spread the teachings of the Holy Swastiduck,
Xenophobic? (Y/N): Varies daily.
OPTIONAL
Date of Birth: First of Hearthfire, Year 202
Usual security question answers: 42/Criss Cross/ASBPerique/AlphaRetici
Photocopy of Birth Certificate: See Below.
Drivers License Number: All of them.
Occupation: Prophet of the Shox
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dlgn wrote:Name: dlgn
Age: 107
Gender: Undefined
Social Security Number: 1337 h4x$0r
Phone Number: 1-800-KILLYOU
Address: You can address me as "supreme overlord", if you please.
Country: Tumbolia.
Life Goals: Nah, I'd rather destroy it.
Xenophobic? Y/N I don't care either way about Zeno, so No.
Eetrab wrote:Name: Eetrab
Age: Indefinite
Gender: Unknown
Social Security Number: 01001000011000010010000100100000010011100110111100101110
Phone Number: 4565747261623e496e74656c6c69
Address: "The Unspoken One."
Country: Virgo Supercluster (it's a country in my empire).
Life Goals: Acquire time machine, the only thing stopping me from taking over the universe.
Xenophobic? No. (Fear? No.) More like misanthropic.
monkeychunks wrote:Name: 0820497
Date of Birth: August 8, 497 A.D.
Gender: ?
Social Security Number: 0820498
Phone Number: 1-800-082-0497
Address: 0820 Cake Haven
Country: Hungary (4 Cake)
Life Goals: Cake! Shall I say more?
Xenophobic?: No clue what this means but if its having an obsession with cake then yes!
Picture Below:
Puged wrote:Name: TidlyDerpI've already got the answers covered from THIS thread.
Age: Applebees
Gender: Buffalo
Social Security Number: 7
Phone Number: Blue
Address: Steak Sauce
Country: Flute
Life Goals: Batman Sign
Xenophobic(Y/N): Nascar
Format for answers is as follows:
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REQUIRED
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Social Security Number:
Phone Number:
Address:
Country:
Life Goals:
Xenophobic? (Y/N):
OPTIONAL
Date of Birth:
Usual security question answers:
Photocopy of Birth Certificate:
Drivers License Number:
Please upload all pictures as attachments.
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I'll start, since it's my unholy spawn.
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Name: Derrick/Ryu_Aurora/Milkshakurshrakashabazshadaza
Age: Spiderwaffles.
Gender: N/A
Social Security Number: Numbers are neither social nor secure.
Phone Number: 1-800-867-5309
Address: 662 Wisteria Lane
Country: Lua Eterna
Life Goals: General Mayhem, Spread the teachings of the Holy Swastiduck,
Xenophobic? (Y/N): Varies daily.
OPTIONAL
Date of Birth: First of Hearthfire, Year 202
Usual security question answers: 42/Criss Cross/ASBPerique/AlphaRetici
Photocopy of Birth Certificate: See Below.
Drivers License Number: All of them.
Occupation: Prophet of the Shox
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