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Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:28 am
by AlM

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:30 am
by Nephalem
Yes! xD
Totally not april fools, as I always wanted to ride sharks!

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:36 am
by JonColmanator
Diamond Chickens...

-throws the XRay away-

EDIT:
Combat

Removed crossbows.
To deter cheating players on PvP servers, the PvP system has been completely redesigned.
Players may no longer attack other players directly, but must recruit an army of Monsters and Animals.
Each monster/animal has different strengths, weaknesses and abilities whilst attacking or defending in PvP combat.
New turn-based combat system will help create epic battles that may last hours at a time.
What poor pvp Minecraft just had... Mojang just killed brutally.

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:11 am
by eah
Mojang wrote:Lapis may now be used for new Lapis furniture.
They must know VVolfie.
Mojang wrote:World generation & terrain

Added many new mysterious adventuring locations.
Added 6 new biomes.
Reimplemented the Farlands.
Going near the farlands will forcefully enable 3d anaglyph.
Known bug: Teleporting towards the farlands may send you half way in the opposite direction.
Added dozens of new village building templates.
Flattened all terrain out slightly, with the exception of the hills biome to make it seem bigger by contrast.
Added floating sky islands.
So ummmm...... map wipe? ;)

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:41 am
by JonColmanator
Also, protection against magic will be needed on Minerealm. Otherwise some d-bag will make everyone fall victim to 0 gravity. And some moron will get everyone banned for flying.

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:02 am
by monkeychunks
I think I like minecraft 1.5 better :P

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:12 am
by jackavsfan
Best update ever.

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:06 am
by cubeguy314
Combat

Removed crossbows.
To deter cheating players on PvP servers, the PvP system has been completely redesigned.
Players may no longer attack other players directly, but must recruit an army of Monsters and Animals.
Each monster/animal has different strengths, weaknesses and abilities whilst attacking or defending in PvP combat.
New turn-based combat system will help create epic battles that may last hours at a time.
Pokémon?!
*Turns cap around*
GO! MUDKIP!!!!
Redkiller! You're gonna gimme that gym badge!!

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:31 pm
by monkeychunks
Urg... This update looks terrible! It's not even minecraft anymore. PvP sounds terrible. Exploding cows? Chickens that lay lapis? Redstone block block? Flying players and animals? Animals that need to be taken care of? Torches that burn out? Sounds terrible to me!

Re: Details about Minecraft 2.0 have arrived!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:27 pm
by dlgn
Obviously fake. What kind of horrible person would ruin a bloo-laying chicken with useless diamonds?