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I found this on the internet. Straightdope, specifically.

One simple trick that you should try
To raise your credit score
Hit one weird trick to lose some weight
Another to lose some more

Click "Shocking Muscle Growth"
To make you big and strong
Then click the next "weird trick
To move you right along

One strange trick to cut car insurance
Boy we're rolling now
One odd trick to erase those wrinkles
A housewife shows you how

A peculiar tip to stay asleep
So you can get your rest
One weird way to stay awake
To study for your test

Qne more weird thing to do
It's a never ending quest

So to all the creeps who thought this up
Try the trick below
Click this weird trick to kiss my ***
And I'll tell you where to go

~dlgn

EDIT: Edited out a bit of potential "language" that I noted.

Nice song .
However, I am disappointed to have not actually seen any of these "weird tricks", as they were.