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Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

I'm just going to copy and paste a brief bit of relevant chatlogs from a few days ago.

§c[Staff] §fKerovon:§f We fed herobrine to the Loch Ness Monster a long time ago.
§fLARDIMUS_PRIME:§f Where's the loch ness monster now?
§c[Staff] §fKerovon:§f Lard: In Bigfoots stomach.
§c[Staff] §fKerovon:§f We needed to dispose of the evidence.

As you can see, there is nothing left for the Japanese to kill.

If you want to save Nessie, what do you need us for? Just use your mad numchuck skillz.