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Portal 2 Thoughts [SPOILERS!]

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:34 pm
by Pandagames
Well I thought the game was great! Anyone have any favorite quotes? Mine is:

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! - Cave Johnson
and
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! - Space Core (Corrupt Core 1) (http://spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee.com/)

Re: Portal 2 Thoughts [SPOILERS!]

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:17 pm
by snitalvixzon
Going to say sorry in advance for posting so many.
Can't list them all! here are some of my favorites though. Also Wheatly is the best!

We can put our differences aside, for science, you monster- GLaDOS

If the laws of physics don't apply in the future, then god help you-random aperture science dude

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!-Cave Johnson

You're not just a regular moron. You DISIGNED to be a moron!-GLaDOS

"I absolutely guarantee one hundred percent that its this way!"
"..Nah, its not that way-Wheatly

"Oh this feels so great, we can walk anywhere we want without having to be attached to some railing! Hmm, where should we go? Let's just follow the railing I guess..."-Wheatly

Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels-Aperture core voice

"Oh you came back? Uhh, Actually I hadn't planned for this... go ahead and jump into that pit right over there would you?"
"Your parents are down there! Your not adopted after all, I forgot to tell you."
"Lets see, there's a yacht, and boys, and a whole boyband down there!"
"Think of it not as a death trap, but as a death option!"-Wheatly(trying to get you killed)

"I pay the bills around here, I'll talk about the control group all damn day!"-Cave Johnson