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Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:18 pm
by snitalvixzon
Ok boys and girls who is ready to learn stuff you should have known by the 3rd grade.
First off: Remember to always capitalize your I's but only if they're alone.
Second: Remember to use capitals at the first letter in a sentence.
Third: Remember to use correct punctuation.You need to know the proper place to use them.
Fourth: Don't forget the enter key and use it often-Come, on who doesn't like those spaces between paragraphs?
Fifth: Be sure to spell things right.It's not that hard to use the spell checker.
Sixth: Don't ever use all caps;It's pointless and makes people not like you.
Ok, now go out into the world and use these tips and you will succeed in not looking like an idiot.
Class dismissed.
EDIT: If someone wishes to add to the list please do.

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:22 pm
by Aelcalan
snitalvixzon wrote:Ok, boys and girls. Who is ready to learn stuff you should have known by the 3rd grade?
First off: Remember to always capitalize your I's but only if they're alone. I.E., a personal pronoun.
Second: Remember to use capitals at the first letter in a sentence.
Third: Remember to use correct punctuation. You need to know the proper place to put them. Which 'them'? There's a great deal of punctuation, and knowing WHEN to use a mark is as important as WHERE.
Fourth: Don't forget the enter key. Use it often-Come on, who doesn't like those spaces between paragraphs?
Fifth: Be sure to spell things right. It's not that hard to use the spell checker.Easily one of your best points.
Sixth: Don't ever use all caps; it's pointless and makes people not like you.
Ok, now go out into the world and use these tips, and you will succeed in not looking like an idiot.
Class dismissed.
Snital-
See me after class.

Prof. Aelcalan


Good job on the right "it's", though.

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:29 pm
by snitalvixzon
Aelcalan wrote:
snitalvixzon wrote:Ok, boys and girls. Who is ready to learn stuff you should have known by the 3rd grade?
First off: Remember to always capitalize your I's but only if they're alone. I.E., a personal pronoun.
Second: Remember to use capitals at the first letter in a sentence.
Third: Remember to use correct punctuation. You need to know the proper place to put them. Which 'them'? There's a great deal of punctuation, and knowing WHEN to use a mark is as important as WHERE.
Fourth: Don't forget the enter key. Use it often-Come on, who doesn't like those spaces between paragraphs?
Fifth: Be sure to spell things right. It's not that hard to use the spell checker.Easily one of your best points.
Sixth: Don't ever use all caps; it's pointless and makes people not like you.
Ok, now go out into the world and use these tips, and you will succeed in not looking like an idiot.
Class dismissed.
Snital-
See me after class.

Prof. Aelcalan


Good job on the right "it's", though.
I'm just a man.Don't criticize me. :cry:
EDIT: Happy now?

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:38 pm
by Aelcalan
snitalvixzon wrote:I'm just a man.Don't criticize me.
Really? Because the whole point of a grammar thread is to get people to use the correct grammar.

Also, there's this: http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=342 , which should be of some use to those who simply don't know some of this English grammar, for whatever reason.

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:40 pm
by snitalvixzon
Aelcalan wrote:
snitalvixzon wrote:I'm just a man.Don't criticize me.
Really? Because the whole point of a grammar thread is to get people to use the correct grammar.

Also, there's this: http://minerealm.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=342 , which should be of some use to those who simply don't know some of this English grammar, for whatever reason.
Good point.Didn't see that thread,where was it?

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:11 am
by s292r
Snital, just a point. After nearly all punctuation you have a space, then the next word or letter. :P

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:53 am
by savesthedazed
Moved to the Chat forum.

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:09 am
by Intelli
savesthedazed wrote:Moved to the Chat forum.
When moving topics in the future, I recommend unchecking "Leave shadow topic in place". =]

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:09 am
by savesthedazed
Intelli wrote:
savesthedazed wrote:Moved to the Chat forum.
When moving topics in the future, I recommend unchecking "Leave shadow topic in place". =]
Generally I do, but I figured this might be one to leave a placeholder for. Will do in the future though. :)

Re: Snitalvixzon's English class

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:35 am
by snitalvixzon
s292r wrote:Snital, just a point. After nearly all punctuation you have a space, then the next word or letter. :P
Man it was 3:00am I was tired. This isn't supposed to be perfect just something to help people not look like complete idiot's.
And I had it in the chat first but I thought I would be better in discussion.